What's REALLY Going on in America's Movie Theaters?

What's REALLY Going on in America's Movie Theaters?

Hidden Camera Footage Receives Nearly 300,000 Views on YouTube in 24 hours

LOS ANGELES, June 13 /PRNewswire/ -- Sex, drugs and other outrageous behaviors reveal that dark suburban multiplexes are the new dens of iniquity. The problem is growing to epidemic proportions and parents are clueless about what is actually happening when they drop their kids off at the local cinema.

Hidden cameras recently captured bizarre and disturbing behavior from patrons of America's top theater chains, exposing what really happens when the lights go down at your neighborhood movie house. These unusual acts have recently been occurring in multiple theaters around the country, and are quickly becoming commonplace. It's a major concern for everyone, as filmmakers, moviegoers, and exhibitors alike continue to scratch their heads about what exactly is going on in today's movie theaters and why.

"I'm shocked and appalled that teenagers of today are using the darkness of movie theaters as a safe haven to indulge in these perverse acts," says Adam Rifkin, writer, director and star of National Lampoon's Homo Erectus. "My only hope is that because this footage happened to be captured during a screening of Homo Erectus that it won't reflect poorly on me or my movie. My sincerest of apologies to the families!"

Rifkin has hypothesized that the increase in strange behavior is possibly due to the following:

1. THE MEDIA: Are teens finally desensitized to sex and violence?
2. THE INTERNET: Are social sites like Facebook and Myspace contributing
to the problem?
3. THE WAR ON TERROR: Has the ever increasing fear of terrorism set the
stage for a new teenage Sodom and Gomorrah?

To view some of the captured footage, please follow the link below. Be warned, the content is graphic. More information to be revealed as this story unfolds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXqneQiprM

First Call Analyst:
FCMN Contact:

Source: Barnett Ellman for National Lampoon

CONTACT: Tyler Barnett, Media Representative for National Lampoon,
+1-323-937-1351, fax, +1-323-931-8819, Tyler@barnettellman.com

Web site:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXqneQiprM

NOTE TO EDITORS: For more information about this rising trend or to set up an interview with Adam Rifkin, please contact Tyler at 323.937.1351.

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